Bagel Lover T-Shirts

'You brought BAGELS?'

"I'd like you to meet Herb...on earth he was in the bagel business."

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"

Everything and nothing bagel.

"I fly south for the winter, and north for the bagels!"

"I think I'm finally finding my center."

Countervailing Clichés.

Hagel verus Bagel.

'Carl, you haven't thrown out those bagels yet, have you?'

'Long term I like tech and the financial sector. Short term I like a toasted bagel and gourmet coffee.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Super Heroes.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Love is when you watch television together.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."