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'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Countervailing Clichés.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'So this is goodbye then!'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Deliboys

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Bed & Bagel'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Bagel problems.

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Bagel Story

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

"How do you keep a bagel from getting away?"

Lox Ness Monster