Bagel Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"I want a bagel!"

"Don't look now, but those onion bagels are following us again."

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

'You will soon be on a serious roll. Wait-make that a bagel.'

Everything Bagel Prototype

"The bagels are better in New York."

"What do you get a man who has everything?"

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

'Didn't you order the 'everything' bagel?'

'This must be a New York artist, it's called 'Everything, Bagel'.'

Big Apple Bears

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Aw, shoot! There goes 'tax-free bagel Tuesdays'."

"I think you and I both know it isn't really everything."

"And you can forget about a decent bagel."

"So that's one bagel with lox and cream cheese, hold the cream cheese, hold the bagel."

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"The guy has three sesame seeds and six poppyseeds and he thinks he can call himself an everything bagel."

Cut hand while slicing bagels. All other emergencies.

A caveman invents the bagel.

"Everything Bagels"

"Friends with Bagels"

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"Everything bagel?"

Kevin realises that his bagel isn't everything.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."