Bagel Buff T-Shirts

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Countervailing Clichés.

Baking

A dog at the bakery.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Deliboys

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Ballet Lovers

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

Somewhere in France

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Gullib-Os

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'