Bagel Buff T-Shirts

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Countervailing Clichés.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Baking

A dog at the bakery.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Deliboys

"The bagels are better in New York."

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

Somewhere in France

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Ballet Lovers

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Gullib-Os

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'Bed & Bagel'

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'