Bagel Boss T-Shirts

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Countervailing Clichés.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"The bagels are better in New York."

Deliboys

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Pastrami in the wild

'Bed & Bagel'

I bake my own bread.

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Bagel problems.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Bagel Story

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Salvador Deli

One Hour Sandwich shop

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"How do you keep a bagel from getting away?"

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

Lox Ness Monster

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Olives