Bagel Boss Gifts

Campaign Office. This is how they spread toppings on a bagel around here. They use schmear tactics.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Countervailing Clichés.

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Deliboys

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

Licensed to grill.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

Pastrami in the wild

'Bed & Bagel'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

I bake my own bread.

Bagel problems.

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Bagel Story

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Olives

One Hour Sandwich shop

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

"How do you keep a bagel from getting away?"

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

Lox Ness Monster