Bagel Enthusiasts Gifts

"And on the day I gave up bread."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Countervailing Clichés.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Deliboys

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'Bed & Bagel'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Bagel problems.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Bagel Story

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

Jeff hated performance reviews.

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"How do you keep a bagel from getting away?"

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

Lox Ness Monster

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

Almost Everything Bagel

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Everything bagel?"

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."