Bagel Bite Adventurers Gifts

'Bed & Bagel'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Countervailing Clichés.

Garlic Free Zone.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Deliboys

"The bagels are better in New York."

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Bagel problems.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Bagel Story

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"How do you keep a bagel from getting away?"

Lox Ness Monster

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Almost Everything Bagel

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'Long term I like tech and the financial sector. Short term I like a toasted bagel and gourmet coffee.'

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

"Everything bagel?"

Big Apple Bears

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?