Bagel Lovers Gifts

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"Then again, if we don't move to New York, will we ever be taken seriously as bagels?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Super Heroes.

Important Food Groups

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Countervailing Clichés.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Deliboys

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'Bed & Bagel'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

Bagel problems.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Bagel Story

Placier.

Baker

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

All You Can Eat

"How do you keep a bagel from getting away?"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!