Beagle Adventures T-Shirts

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Water skiing.

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

Giraffe Interview

The Adventures of Morton

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'Welcome to beagle island.'

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

Premier Cru

Intrepid Explorer Fail

"I don't like it - now Jeff has disappeared."

"This isn't really about the beagles, is it."

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

Turtles are natural born sledders.

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

Skiing.

A Great Invention

'Ready or not, here I come!'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"I blame the Jockey Club for admitting women to the sport."

'No license? You mean you're an illegal Beagle?'

"Rub his belly."

'You look good!'