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"This isn't really about the beagles, is it."

"I'm working from home today."

Countervailing Clichés.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Dog in love

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Spa Dog

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"What's your earliest memory, Randy?" "Good question, little buddy." "I was five years old. An alien child crash-landed and I found it hiding in my closet. I befriended it and taught it to have fun. But eventually it got sick, and the government stepped in. That's when I helped the alien make its escape and reunited it with its parents." "That sounds awfully familiar, Randy." "I was a child. When some writer offered to option the story in return for a pack of Bubbalicious, I thought it w

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

"The applications are limitless."

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

"It's non-negotiable."

The emotional rollercoaster of a lab

Village Pet Shop.

Bad Dog

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"If our proposal is a success, control yourself and don't start running all around the room."

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'Long term I like tech and the financial sector. Short term I like a toasted bagel and gourmet coffee.'

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

"They call this a coffee table, but it tastes nothing like coffee."