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"It's not a dung-ball! It's dessert: a profiterole!"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Football Chameleon

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

The prying mantis,

Insect extinction

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"They look like pickles."

Turtle Trailer Court

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"This will sting a bit."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Crocodile

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'You've changed.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"She's a natural!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"You've got a friend in me."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'