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'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Butterflies

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Insect extinction

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'At ease, soldier.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Slugfest!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."