Beetle Buddy Pillows

Insect extinction

Meet the Beetles....

"Do me next."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

The Worm Charmer

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Butterflies

"Not now, Oliver."

Bird Torture.

Greenfingers.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'I think he's lonely.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"She's a natural!"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

The Sensitive Dude.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Where are you going?'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"Will you call me?"

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.