Beetle Buddy Gifts

Insect extinction

Meet the Beetles....

"Do me next."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

Bird Torture.

"Not now, Oliver."

Greenfingers.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'I think he's lonely.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"She's a natural!"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

"Will you call me?"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

The Sensitive Dude.

'Where are you going?'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."