Bald Fashionista Prints

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"A shave and a shine."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Foxy lady

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Unicorn in the Woods

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

The Formal Street Artist

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Burlyesque

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

Baldness Facts

The Bland Leading the Bland

The shape of things to come

Watering can helmet.

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

Dog Catcher.

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'