Bold Fashionista Prints

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"The ads just says 'Everybody in Leather' - they don't say how much."

Living on the Wild Side (for timid guys)

'Because if you go out wearing leg warmers on your arms you'll look rediculous!'

'I'll say this for Sharon - She leaves nothing to chance!'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Menswear Changing Room. "Are you serious?"

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

Mikado

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Fashionista

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Cuffwear, 2004

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

Midlife Madness

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

Business Attire

'Do you like the Hush Puppies?'

"I'm all faux and loving it!"

Giant Irregulars Dale: 'Tie a knot at the bottom and you have one very, very deep pocket!'

"I don't care what you say - I'm gonna wear my wig out in public. . .!"

Up-and-Coming retailers: 'Wild Intimacy'.

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

I know a comb-over when I see one, Jerry.

Tattoo Shop: Brains left outside.