Baldness Warriors Pillows

'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'

'Jungle hair.'

Getting thin up top? Don't despair! Help is on the way with these creative combing tips!

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Baldness Facts

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

Hare restorer.

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Personal history

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'