Baldness Bandit T-Shirts

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

BLESS YOU

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Bureau of Buzzwords

Baldness Facts

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

The Specimen Hunter

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'