Book Spoiler Bandit Pillows

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Bureau of Buzzwords

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

The Specimen Hunter

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Plagiarism

Crime section.

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

Men playing a version of hide and seek