Bait Buff Gifts

Reverse psychology.

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'Opening day.'

'Sucker! Chump! Joey could just hear the gang riding him if he let a worm this big get away.'

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

'What's that dad, a fishing rod?' - 'With a worm at each end.'

Angler's bait

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'You've had enough.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

The Coffee Tattoo

"You know very well what fish!"

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

Tug Of War

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'