Bait Buddy Gifts

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Local Knowledge

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Slug Bait- snails love it

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Now cut that out!'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'