Bait Buff Pillows

Reverse psychology.

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'Opening day.'

'Sucker! Chump! Joey could just hear the gang riding him if he let a worm this big get away.'

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

'What's that dad, a fishing rod?' - 'With a worm at each end.'

Angler's bait

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'You've had enough.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

The Coffee Tattoo

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'How are they biting?'