Baiting Buff Pillows

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

Skiing.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I am not afraid of you!"

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Just look'in'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Submariners' Eye Test.

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'How are they biting?'

Angler's bait

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

Boating Reflection

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

Imran Khan

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

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