Baiting Buff Pillows

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

Skiing.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Submariners' Eye Test.

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

'Just look'in'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Angler's bait

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'How are they biting?'

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

Boating Reflection

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."