Bait & Tackle Buff Pillows

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Couple of Pikeys.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Submariners' Eye Test.

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Angler's bait

'How are they biting?'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Tug Of War

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Boating Reflection

Really big bang

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

'When I said 'sit', I meant in the boat.'

"Hey - how about a match of tourist boat throwing?"

'Looks like the fish are ready to go on a feeding frenzy.'

Motor Channel Crossing.

Boating Supplies. Sale. Ernie, just tell the customers that the prices are very good --- Don't say buying one of these is a "huge oar deal."

"Do you swear to tell the truth and hill truth and nothing but the truth?"