Clickbait Connoisseur Gifts

Buzzfeed Does The Bible

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Theatre Crowd

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Internet Magazine.

"You know damn well what noise!"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

'What have you got?'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one.

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'