Clickbait Consumer Gifts

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Internet Magazine.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

The Evolution of fish

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...

Don

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

"Bloody clickbait."

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

"Which do you want, bad news, fake news or the disaster channel?"

"Click bait."

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?