Clickbait Consumer Gifts

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Internet Magazine.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

The Specimen Hunter

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

The Evolution of fish

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

"Which do you want, bad news, fake news or the disaster channel?"

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

"Click bait."

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

"Bloody clickbait."