Clickbait Curator Gifts

"'Bait and Switch' is old school. We specialize in 'Bait and Click.'"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Internet Magazine.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Are you new around here?"

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

Nobody ever listens to what I say phobia.

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

The institute.

Hits Needed, please click.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

"It said on the tin 'put on 2 coats'..."

'Ark, Noah - not arc!'

On the Ice.

"Why should I talk to you? They're talking to you."

What if it was raining June 18, 1889?

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

Don