Clickbait Curator Pillows

"'Bait and Switch' is old school. We specialize in 'Bait and Click.'"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Internet Magazine.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Are you new around here?"

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

The institute.

Nobody ever listens to what I say phobia.

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Hits Needed, please click.

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

'Ark, Noah - not arc!'

"It said on the tin 'put on 2 coats'..."

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

What if it was raining June 18, 1889?

"Why should I talk to you? They're talking to you."

On the Ice.

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."