Clickbait Fan Pillows

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Remember me?'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Internet Magazine.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Revenge of the Mice

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Trash-talkin' artists

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Cat and mouse tennis court

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

Do you do portraits as well?

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"

Don

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"You were right about this pub Dave. Great beer but no atmosphere!"

"First off, NO ONE is going to beguile me with a domestic Swiss."

Cat

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

I gave at the office. !

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."