Clickbait Target Pillows

"If my dad were a fish, he'd be easy to catch. He can't resist bait. Especially clickbait!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Internet Magazine.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

The Specimen Hunter

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

The art of fishing.

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

Musical arrows.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

The Evolution of fish

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

"Which do you want, bad news, fake news or the disaster channel?"

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

"Bloody clickbait."