Clickbait Target Gifts

"If my dad were a fish, he'd be easy to catch. He can't resist bait. Especially clickbait!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Internet Magazine.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

The Specimen Hunter

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

The art of fishing.

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Musical arrows.

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

The Evolution of fish

Don

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

"Click bait."

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.