Clickbait Fan Gifts

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Remember me?'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Internet Magazine.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Revenge of the Mice

Trash-talkin' artists

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Cat and mouse tennis court

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

Do you do portraits as well?

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

"First off, NO ONE is going to beguile me with a domestic Swiss."

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

Cat

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"You were right about this pub Dave. Great beer but no atmosphere!"

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

"Sorry, but I don't see the 'Litter Box Challenge' going viral."