Clickbait Enthusiast Gifts

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Internet Magazine.

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"It looks delicious."

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

I brake for worms

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Just the bait, please."

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

Don

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"