Clickbait Enthusiast Gifts

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Internet Magazine.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

I brake for worms

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

"Just the bait, please."

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

"Click bait."

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.