Bait And Tackle Fan Gifts

'He's a real beaut, Dewey! Are you going to have him mounted, or gut and fillet him?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Only caught one, eh."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Centaur Sprinter

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'How are they biting?'

Fisherman and cats

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Fishing for Supper

"Rumor has it the fish are pretty aggressive out here."

Diver caught by pelican

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'