Creative Bait User Pillows

"That was a great idea to use tequila worms as bait!"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"You know very well what fish!"

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

The art of fishing.

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

"It looks delicious."

I brake for worms

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

"Just the bait, please."

Paint by Numbers.

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Fly fishing

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.