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"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Internet Magazine.

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

The idea of democracy in some former East Bloc-countries...

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'

"Which do you want, bad news, fake news or the disaster channel?"

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

"Bloody clickbait."

"Click bait."

"I'm glad you took the trouble to diagnose your own symptoms using the internet...and you'd be 100% accurate...IF you were a GOAT."

"It just happened. The entire internet is now nothing but clickbait."

First Projected Loser in November.

"Here's your problem..."