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"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Internet Magazine.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

The idea of democracy in some former East Bloc-countries...

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

The Pay-Per-Click Concept is Born

Don

"I doth detest these clickbaiteth parchments."

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'

Campaign Office. Help! I've fallen in the polls and I can't get up!

Flip 4 ten commandments. #3 will shock you!

"Click bait."

"Which do you want, bad news, fake news or the disaster channel?"

"Bloody clickbait."

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

"I'm glad you took the trouble to diagnose your own symptoms using the internet...and you'd be 100% accurate...IF you were a GOAT."

Online vs. Offline Behaviour

"It just happened. The entire internet is now nothing but clickbait."

First Projected Loser in November.