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Buzzfeed Does The Bible

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Theatre Crowd

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Internet Magazine.

"You know damn well what noise!"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Moliere

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Charles Dickens.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Bleak House

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

'What have you got?'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

Fisherman Funneral