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"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Skeptic Tank.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

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"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

'I baked it especially for you.'

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

Philosopher King

The Cycle of Cash

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

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'Now they're saying our financing is being pulled. I'd love to know how these crazy rumors get started.'

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

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"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

"Well, it looks like everyone is buying into the changes."

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"Good God. My wife and my best friend."

'Don't send me back - please! They hate defectors. I'll be benched for life!!'

'You lost something, didn't you. . . You're looking for something. What is it? Well, you're driving me nuts. I'm going shopping.'

"I'm too old to be incorrigible, and too young to be crusty. I'll have to be just plain offensive for a while."

"You know, Dobson has a tremendous sense of responsibility. He might enjoy taking the blame."

"Everyone's a bottomless pit of something."