"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"
Spit Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for your spit connoisseur? Explore our playful collection of products designed for the enthusiast who appreciates the art of a perfect spit. From witty mugs to comfy t-shirts, pillowcases, and art prints, our selection makes it easy to find a humorous and thoughtful gift that celebrates their unique interest. Surprise them with something fun and memorable that aligns with their creative passion for all things spit-related.
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
"This place has the best happy hour."
I could have danced all night!
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.
'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'
Party Animals.
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"Think we'll still make happy hour?"
"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"
"I love this time of day."
"Drunk, yet orderly"
'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'
A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'
'Man...You age great!'
Superheroes Having a Drink
"Another flue shot, Larry.
"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"
"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"
The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker
Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.
Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.
Totalitarian Humour
"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."
Redhead
Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress
"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."
(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)
'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'
"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."
"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."
"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"
"You're going to regret this in the morning."
"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."
Spit Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Spit Connoisseur Mugs
Discover more amusing and creative mugs perfect for spit connoisseurs. Find the ideal design to make every coffee break a laugh.
Spit Connoisseur Pillows
Browse our fun and comfy pillows for spit connoisseurs. Add a humorous touch to any space with these playful designs.
Spit Connoisseur Prints
Check out our humorous art prints for spit connoisseurs. Brighten up the room and celebrate their quirky interest with artistic flair.
Spit Connoisseur T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty t-shirts for spit connoisseurs. Make a statement and showcase their unique passion with style.