Tackle Addict Gifts

'You're in luck,this is the last jumbo spool of fishing line we got.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

The House of Commons.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Football.

"You know very well what fish!"

Before instant replay.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Just the bait, please."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'Here.'

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

Formula one gasoline price

Fishing Terms: Miller's Thumb

"Stop it!"