Tickle Master Gifts

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'She's a little sensitive there, isn't she.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Yo Yo Tricks.

My first mistake.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Octopus gets tickled pink

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

Here's a useful trick I taught her

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

What dogs do during the day,

College Football Player Cheat Sheet

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

Trolley Cage

'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'

'Maybe congress will let us tickle them.'

If serving staff wrote the fortune cookies.

'Kitchy, kitchy, kitchy-koo'

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

'We don't get many turtles here.'

Free tickles any size

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

'Tickle locked on target!'

"I'll see what I can do - Just how ticklish ARE you?"

"The red tag items go on these shelves...and the blue tag items go on those shelves."