Ticklish Enthusiast Gifts

Podiatrist

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Octopus gets tickled pink

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

Squirrel Salon

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

'Of course I forgot your birthday and our wedding anniversary! Hey, this is hell!'

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

'Maybe congress will let us tickle them.'

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

'Wow, Doris-look at THAT nagging fodder!!!'

Pigtail Picture

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

Tickle attack!

Free tickles any size

Dude, seriously, no tickling.