Ticklishness Expert Gifts

In the podiatrist's office.

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Toe-Tickling Machine

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

Octopus gets tickled pink

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

Emmanuel Ax

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

Predatory Pianos.

Concert pianist on his way to work.

'Maybe congress will let us tickle them.'

"I am trying to keep it low key."

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

"Clarence really knew how to tickle the ivories."

Podiatrist

'No-one can avoid cuts!'

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

Piano Shop.

'Wow, Doris-look at THAT nagging fodder!!!'

Free tickles any size

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.