Tickling Pillows

'Alright alright, you win! Stop tickling me...'

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

Free tickles any size

Concert Pianist.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Piano Recital

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

Where baby grand pianos come from.

Octopus gets tickled pink

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

'Just for a change, how about we tickle this one?'

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

Emmanuel Ax

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Predatory Pianos.

Concert pianist on his way to work.

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

'Maybe congress will let us tickle them.'

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"Clarence really knew how to tickle the ivories."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

Podiatrist

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'