Nose Tickle Enthusiast Pillows

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

Octopus gets tickled pink

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

'Just for a change, how about we tickle this one?'

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

Plastic surgeon's here.

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'Maybe congress will let us tickle them.'

Podiatrist

My nose is dripping like a tap!

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

"Oops."

'Kitchy, kitchy, kitchy-koo'

Dude, seriously, no tickling.

Tickle attack!

Free tickles any size

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

In the podiatrist's office.

'Tickle locked on target!'

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

Deviated Septum

'That's nothing - I once nibbled a toe that was THIS big...'

"I've mainly been working on my nose."