Tail Tale Lover Gifts

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Fishing Tales

"He's already getting attached to you."

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Good boy

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

A Salmon Lie

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'