Tickle Lover Mugs

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

Octopus gets tickled pink

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

Fight against theft of endangered species

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'He was only ninety three.'

Turtle Eviction

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

'It was your bright idea to eat out!'

Tentacle attacking diver.