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Fakir waters his cactus plants.

Say it with cacti

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Shark infested custard!

Crocodile

A Prickly Pair

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

World Hunger Conference.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I hate evolution!'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"You've got a friend in me."

How oysters get engaged.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"We got the cactus account!"

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.